SMRTR ProgrammingJan 15, 2026Hacker News

Zuck#: A programming language for connecting the world. And harvesting it

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Zuck# is a satirical PHP-inspired esoteric programming language that parodies Facebook/Meta culture through keywords like STEAL_DATA for variables, SENATOR_WE_RUN_ADS for output, and CONGRESSIONAL_HEARING for error handling. The fully functional language includes installation instructions, interactive playground, complete keyword reference translating PHP syntax into social media metaphors, and example programs demonstrating object-oriented "data harvesting" with corporate acquisition themes.

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