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This satirical piece mocks tech-bro overconfidence about AI replacing human writing, using absurd logic and fake statistics to parody thought leaders who declare AI inevitable without evidence. The humor lands because the arguments mirror real ones being made, exposing how hollow and self-serving those claims actually are.
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