SMRTR AIMay 14, 2026Hacker News

The AI Zombification of Universities

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At a recent UCLA graduation, a student held up a ChatGPT window for the cameras. Funny, maybe. But to one University of Chicago student, it signals something far darker.

Owen Yingling, a 21-year-old philosophy student, describes AI use on elite campuses not as a cheating problem but as a metastatic cancer, spreading from lazy business economics courses into economics exams, humanities papers, student newspapers, and now, he suspects, faculty lecture notes.

The tumor analogy isn't just rhetorical. Yingling watched a classmate surrender homework, emails, texts, even their dating life to an AI, piece by piece, like a host slowly absorbed by a parasite.

Meanwhile, universities respond with $50 million AI initiatives and glossy press releases. Princeton's cheating cases nearly doubled in one year, even as administrators championed "AI literacy."

Yingling's verdict is bleak but honest: what's happening on campuses isn't integration. It's substitution. And no one in charge seems willing to admit it.

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